In very rare circumstances it is possible to see a full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane
target locked. firing lesbian ray
clint barton not knowing what to say after sex so he just high-fives his partner
"I want to ask about Sherlock, season three. Where would you like to see your character go?" x
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THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME
SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT
i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
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My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it.
I am tearing up
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In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall
this is on a whole new level of patience
This is natural art.
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The moral of the story is to always carry an axe